My story begins the day Old School was released. I played everyday and still do, when I can. One of the first goals I set was to get ranger boots. After about 40 clues I got them and had around a 10m bank, and everything seemed flawless. I loved slaying with my b mask, fury, whip, and d sq. Things were so fun for about a month, until my friend introduced me to staking. At first, I profited and had lots of fun, until I lost a bit, got desperate, and lost everything. I picked myself up and cut 20k yew logs, built up my bank to 12m, just to lose it a scamming clan. They all pretended that someone was a legit money doubler, who I tryed 1m on, got 2m, then I got greedy and he took my bank. Thankfully I've learned a lot about how to save my bank and play the game smart now, but I've never quite recovered since. To make this game so much fun for me again, I would really really appreciate a Whip, Dragon Sq shield, and a Amulet Of Fury. Thank you so much for just taking the time to read this. Good luck to everyone else by the way and I'm praying I win something for the first time! Thank you so much again! -Lorde Karil
Dear Alisha, I'm writing to you because I have some pressing matters. My name is Ellydion and I have a problem. I'm a lonely farmer in Falador and I live in a shack with my wife. We were supposed to get married months ago but she told me she wouldn't marry someone who couldn't make her orgasm. This is kind of embarrassing to tell you but I feel like you can help. I need an item that maybe you can give me to spice up the love life in the bedroom. I talked with my friend in lumbridge and he told me how I can rock the bed, shake the shack, and make her scream in the name of Saradomin. He told me that if I were to tie her down to the bed with some rope, and gag her mouth with a ball of wool and removed all her iron armor exposing those sweet pixel breasts, and whipped her ass silly with an abyssal whip, that she could achieve orgasm. I know it's a lot to ask for, but if you were to give me an abyssal whip, I could help my wife achieve orgasm and finally get married. I think I deserve this because if you were to give me this, you could come to my wedding in Falador and have AAALLL the monkfish and Blueberry special's that you could eat and drink. And I would introduce you to the Duke of Falador and his ass is fine. So anyway. My name in twitch is FlutterButters, and my name in Runescape is Ellydion. Thanks for taking this into consideration. Experiments.
Woman, Here is a list of my demands!
1)Bandos Set
2)Saradomin Sword
3)Saradomin Godsword
See here woman, i deserve a (Bandos Set, Saradomin Sword, Saradomin Godsword)...I deserve such an item because i have been playing RS for 8 years now and have achieved several impossible goals for the average RS player. I found my first virtual girlfriend in this game only to find out 1 month later it was a guy, i participated in the activity "sex" (or as some call it "smash and dash") with my second irl girlfriend while fishing for lobs. I busted pre-maturely however she didn't notice because I used my thumb for the rest of the night. Such an event is still embarrassing because i still bust early however i hope you can look over that minor complication in our future relationship. However, before such events occurred i reached two very important mile stones in a young mans life all while playing RS...I watched my first porn video...after watching the video i commenced in my first fapp session...come to think of it the busty teen kind'a looked like you. Her name Yolanda, she was a beautiful dirty blond and she looked as if she loved to dance (just like you) when she was hanging upside down from the pole she was grasping on to with her beautiful sugar brown thighs. The video was even called Experiments! Anyway i deserve such an item simply because I am the most deserving. I watch your stream daily and enjoy when you walk away from the camera because then i get a nice view of your ass. I'm also improving upon my pre-mature bust by training agility. My agility level is 32 which means i can last 31 seconds longer than most guys. Lastly i deserve one of the three items because i am training strength and all three items give me the strength bonuses i need stroke my enemy twice as fast....with the my sword that is. Anyway i know you have a long list of stuff to do like sleep and take a bubble bath and all so i'm gunna let you go now sweet cheeks.
P.S. Don't be afraid to show some cleavage on cam...or hell maybe all. Come to think of it you should have a little event called nip slip Tuesdays to give me something to look forward to besides experiments.
RSN: Player489432
Twitch: Zezima77
I'm gonna start off this 300% non fictional story with a warning of NC-17 content rating.
About 3 months ago I met dis girl on Instagram she was liking all my pichass and said I was a qt pie and wanted to get my number.. And I was all like hell naw bish I got a runescape doe, and she was like "omg me too let's play!". So I was like okay wut lvl is ur fgt ass, and she said level 69 I thought she was jus tryna be sexy for ja boi cuz she thought I was a qt pie, but na bro she was dead level 69. And then she showed me her bank it had like 69m in it... g shit I'm not lying broski it was weird I thought she was a 69 troll, ****OFF TOPIC**** I though she was bein a troll so I asked how old she was and she said 69... I'm just kidding she was 17 like me. *** ON TOPIC***
I was confused...***OFF TOPIC**** she was born on July 9th tho.. ("6/9/"1996). Idk wut is with her and 69... But I saw her I.d. On Skype not trolling..***on topic**** however she said her bro had a lot of money so he gave her like 100m he won staking. I told her to get me some money and she did give me 20m and I divided it amongst my other 4 rs gfs. Gotta spread the wealth feels me? But we ended up getting married at the church by varrock East Bank and we talk for five hours every day for like two months straight and she became very attached to me and I still talk to her against my will I need to get rid of this bitch I need a Dragon dagger to poison this bitch and get her out of my life she's creepy she took a vid of her in the shower playing with herself and sent it to me and I'm totally against premarital sex... So I need to get away I'm gonna try to sell her on zybez or something but maybe I can challenge her to a duel and whip duel her so can I get a whip I'll give it Bak I'm just broke as turdz bcuz I gave her everything I had to her so she would leave me alone and now I don't got any money for my 4 other rs gfs and I'm gonna cry omg plz alisha12287 plz plz ur my last hope I tried to suicide myself on rs but fuck that never doing it again I almost killed myself.
About 3 months ago I met dis girl on Instagram she was liking all my pichass and said I was a qt pie and wanted to get my number.. And I was all like hell naw bish I got a runescape doe, and she was like "omg me too let's play!". So I was like okay wut lvl is ur fgt ass, and she said level 69 I thought she was jus tryna be sexy for ja boi cuz she thought I was a qt pie, but na bro she was dead level 69. And then she showed me her bank it had like 69m in it... g shit I'm not lying broski it was weird I thought she was a 69 troll, ****OFF TOPIC**** I though she was bein a troll so I asked how old she was and she said 69... I'm just kidding she was 17 like me. *** ON TOPIC***
I was confused...***OFF TOPIC**** she was born on July 9th tho.. ("6/9/"1996). Idk wut is with her and 69... But I saw her I.d. On Skype not trolling..***on topic**** however she said her bro had a lot of money so he gave her like 100m he won staking. I told her to get me some money and she did give me 20m and I divided it amongst my other 4 rs gfs. Gotta spread the wealth feels me? But we ended up getting married at the church by varrock East Bank and we talk for five hours every day for like two months straight and she became very attached to me and I still talk to her against my will I need to get rid of this bitch I need a Dragon dagger to poison this bitch and get her out of my life she's creepy she took a vid of her in the shower playing with herself and sent it to me and I'm totally against premarital sex... So I need to get away I'm gonna try to sell her on zybez or something but maybe I can challenge her to a duel and whip duel her so can I get a whip I'll give it Bak I'm just broke as turdz bcuz I gave her everything I had to her so she would leave me alone and now I don't got any money for my 4 other rs gfs and I'm gonna cry omg plz alisha12287 plz plz ur my last hope I tried to suicide myself on rs but fuck that never doing it again I almost killed myself.
I deserve this cuz I put up with her fgt ass for a long time and she tryna hold me down and shit like wtf I'm not on that shit gtfo hoe ur tits r small az fuk. Dats wat I wanna say but I'm too nice oh man.... Am screwd.
Twitch name : Im_Wardy
Rsn: its_wardy
Dear Alisha12287,
I was the first Runescape character born with a defect...my face was turned upside down. My eyes are where my mouth should be and my mouth is where my eyes should be. Even worse my mouth is upside down so when I am happy it looks like I am sad and sad when I am happy. Because of this I never made many friends in Runescape and was forced to walk the long road to the completionist cape by myself.
One day I was walking from Lumbridge Castle to Draynor village to waste the day away chopping willow trees and get lost in the beauty that is Runescape. Then all of a sudden I felt a sharp blow on the back of my head and all I could see was pink robes.
I awoke with a pounding headache and bound in shackles. I could hear feint chants in the background..."HUMANS AGAINST MONSTERS! KILL THEM ALL!". This is what I had dreaded since birth. The H.A.M. group considered me a monster because of my defect and planned to take me out like I was a rabid wolf...like I was a danger to those around me.
After days without food and only one vial of water to drink I passed out from fatigue...I just couldn't hold on to life any more. I awoke in the Duel Arena hospital and was being attended to by doctors. I guess one member of H.A.M had mercy on me but I knew that I would never be safe as long as I was in the lands of Runescape. And with no friends to walk this dangerous path with me I decided to turn to the Make-A-Runescape-Wish foundation for help.
I've been forced to wear a plague mask and hide in the plague filled West Ardougne where no H.A.M member dares to go. I long for the days where I can be free to roam the great world of Runescape once again. Because of the high cost of my medical bills I have never been able to afford a make-over on Runescape. My wish is for enough gold to get a complete Runescape make-over. It would start with a visit to the make-over mage. I would then get a haircut and shave in Falador and end up in Varrock to get a new wardrobe. It would mean everything for you to grant my Runescape Wish.
Sincerely
Crew69 (Crewsix in twitch and Raidcall)
"I'll be back like Independence day!", it shouted as it awaited the event in which any who contain a beating heart will inevitably meet. It seemed not afraid, no, but rather proud of the work it had done. "And when I return, you better pray to the Gods themselves that our paths never intersect. All hail Her Lordship."
It was at this moment that our protagonist SenorWaffles knew what must be done.
However, we shall start from the beginning. SenorWaffles, or Waffle for short, was raised in a what some might call a dystopia. The rugged buildings of his home in West Ardougne smoked from the wreckage brought upon by the tyrannical leaders who believed in justice through the disturbance of freedom. The streets of the town looked as if God's excrements had missed the toilet and landed in Waffle's backyard; and the oppression of the government forced him and his family to be separated. As he looked at the bright blue sky outside the walls of West Ardougne, he pondered of what paradise-of-a-place his home used to be and what it would be like out there in Runescape.
His family and he used to be very close. The ideal nuclear family, two parents and his sister. His father, a fierce warrior who defended Runescape with all his might, was always an inspiration to him. His dedication to be like his father sparked when one day his father brought home a Draconic Visage and hung it on the wall. The glimmering beauty of such a crafted masterpiece was one that could not go ignored. His mother was also an inspiration to the young fellow, as she was never one to back down to any situation. Waffles loved and missed his family very much. He still remembers the day in which his content life turned into Hell-on-Earth. He tells his story:
"It was a Monday morning when 'they' invaded. My family and I were gathered at the table for breakfast before we ventured off to perform our daily activities, when all of a sudden we heard a loud explosion in the distance. My father ran to the window and his face at that moment will be one I never forget: sheer terror and pale as a ghost. He yelled that some kind of creatures were approaching and that we needed to hide. My sister and I ran to the closet and closed the door; leaving a sliver open to see what was happening. Sweat dripping from my face as if Niagra Falls had been re-located to my forehead, I watched as two hideous beasts burst through our door. Still wiping my eyes from the sweat, it was hard to make out exactly what they were. One seemed to have the head of a human and was telling my parents to surrender to Her Lordship. The rest of his body split into 8-sections, like the legs of a spider. The other creature resembled the sheep that roamed in the fields near our house, but it was barking commands loudly. I had never seen such monsters in my life. They grabbed my parents and started to tie them down. My sister, unable to control herself broke through the door and attempted to stop them from taking out parents. They got her too. I stayed back and hid, for I was no match for such brute strength. The creatures began to search the house and one started to crawl near me! My mind was going a-thousand miles an hour thinking of what to do. However, before I could finish thinking, the half spider/half man sprung the door open, and I booked it. I ran faster than a chubby kid to Ihop on free pancake day. Lower and lower dropped my energy bar, but I wasn't giving up. The creatures were hot on my trail, but I managed to make my way through the exploded wall in which they entered. I was free."
It's been 9 years since this incident and Waffles remembers it vividly every time he thinks about it. Ever since his escape, he has learned what these creatures are, their story and ways to defeat them. His mission in life is to end all experiments, and he has gotten some friends along the way to join in on the fight. His ruthless friend a1i5ha is very devoted to killing these experiments, too. It has even become quite an addiction for her, even stating "SEEING THEIR FACE WHILE ENDING THEIR PATHETIC EXISTENCE IS REWARDING ENOUGH". As you can see, this feud will most likely never come to a peaceful ending, so Waffles, a1i5ha and the rest of their gang will continue to exterminate these foul beasts.
Recently, Waffles has attempted to kill these beasts, however, his weapon damage is quickly becoming no match for these ruthless fucks! THEY WONT GO DOWN!
This is where we continue from whence we started.
Waffles was in an intense battle with one of the half sheep/half dog looking bastards. It was a couple seconds into the battle when Waffles realized that this was the experiment who attacked his home and took his family! Waffles slashed into the beasts rough skin like chopping through a rough forest with a machete with his rune scimmy demanding answers! This experiment was relentless and wouldn't tell him anything. Waffles continued to slash him. Blood was spewing out in all directions like someone had popped a full capri sun pouch in multiple places. The hideous fuck kept growling and barking at him; taking chomps at his legs and feet. Waffles wasn't going down without a fight, though. He continued to attack it until it was finally wounded enough to the point where it was unable to retaliate. This is where the experiment says his final words from before. Waffles knew what he must do... he will find out where his family is... and then execute the bastard. He demanded answers, and go them. The experiment told him they have his family locked away in a secret dungeon still unexplored by any person in Runescape. He explained that's where his 'Lord and savior, Her Lordship: The Final Experiment' lies. Anyone who attempts to kill this experiment boss will surely be doomed. Waffles had heard enough and decided it was time to end this pathetic excuse of a living creature's life. However, he felt a rune scimmy didn't do such a foul beast justice. He needed something... better!
This is when a1i5ha came running up and traded him. "Oh the options she said" as she decided what to trade Waffles in order to kill his life-long nemesis. She couldn't decide whether the Abyssal Whip or the dds+ was a better option to give Waffles. But she finally made her decision, and traded him.
Waffles took his shiny new weapon and choked the fuck out of that sheep until it was dead as dicks.
He decapitated the head to keep as a reminder, however when he did this... a dog tag fell off. On it read this:
"Location to the Experiment Boss: 45ºNW, 12ºE
All Hail Her Lordship: Saber"
TO BE CONTINUED....
- Chair :)
Hi men, as you reding this eye am in the city presently, in a chinese interwebs cafe called "Fu King Chinese Foods" (very deliciaso) in Addis Ababa, Ethiopia. I like play game call Runscapes when I am not out hunting with my tribe or being chased by Hyena (jejeje joke). This what they say we Africans make good runner! I study in Adis Ababa, Alpha University of College studying Paranormal Studies - I think Alien is real, Lizard people too, maybe your president Bush is one (jejejej joke). OK but point is I am bully at school a lot, the children call me "Alien boy" and freak because I am born with two penis and large sack, the rumor was spread very unfortunate disinformation at birth. I love the children, and I come from a wealth family and always help starving youngs in my city scape. I start play the Run-Scape year ago and try to make new friends on the interwebs because men are men to me in city-scape real life. The virtual people of Run-Scape are kind, but some not so and deceptive! One morning when I taked my 12-year old girl to the schoolies and after for her abortion (very unfortunate) I play game for a lot hours to get as you americans tell me "Max cash", one youngling fellow Run-Scraper approach me and call me a "noob", I need to use googles for this as i am not familiarize with language and very sad to find out a insult! He then say "Want to be in my music video?" I say "Greeting" <at this time they closing cafe because of big sandstorm in city). I folow him to direction north, I am helping man to player, even bad things happen to me like when I was in trouble in a kid and so the boss let Hyena's after me and hits me with a stick on my bum bum. Player name "PusiDestroyer69" tell me "Bring your best stuff,so it is cool" I not know any better say "Okie dokie" and I follow him! We come to zone as you americans call "wildy" and he attack me like the elder women do in my tribe. I die lose my luxurious and valu-ables a long with bronze dagger and fishing net. How a man suppose to hunt without two necessesetits and feed the character when he is tummy hungry and rumbly? I now am scare-red to loggings into game with fear character will starve to death with no resources to fish and catchith shrimps? Please eye wash you steam when at interwebs cafe on week-end and fan of you american music like "lady gaga" "psy" and dubstep like Avicii and Tiesto (jejeje he is cutie). So all i ask is a new net fishing and bronze dager for protection of wild beasts like Hyena and bear (not american Bear Grylls, he is a piss drinker jejejej) pls reply to help me
Tutu Tut-Shakur
Tutu Tut-Shakur
ok my name is ilovedog and one time i was getting the bang bang in the booty by a horse and my dog saved me. but one time it didin't want to save me and i died and lost my gps... fuck. ok so my dog is a fooken betch so i need a new one so i need gpz to buy new dog. plz give me gps for new dog plz. im gonna destory myself anus hole . 4 potatos+3potatos is 16 and a half carrots. one time i was like holy crap i found 4 potato and then i found my credit card and i lost it . i was liike shit man holy doggarbage. i was like omg i have homework and then i said to you fuck. selling gp 4mil 4million dollars jk i have no gps cause my dog is a bitch.
Alright i wanna Start This Story With Tell Brown Sugar Tits to unmute Me ...
Took place in Falador 3/6/1969
Ok so im Macking wit my youngin Kittly slayer9 We see this fine Hunny
Walk buy with a Skirt and a Frog Mask
so i was like ayo ayo ayo Green lantern
Let me Get at that So she was like No doubt
So we Beome Cool Longstory Short
We talking on Raid call than it Moved to Skype
So i wanted to see her so i was like yo lemme see your face
WHEN I TELL U ALL HELL BROKE Loose
im talking Teeth Missing on the Side
A Big Ass gap in the Teeth
Acne EveryWhere alfalfa hair Sticking Up
Nd thats the Day i Met Grayson :/
thats why he hates me so Much :/
That nigga look like Pee wee Herman witta Bowl Cut
Lawl unmute me plox
#TEAM PENUTBUTTER
Hey Alicia, I have recently started playing osrs again like 3 months ago and worked up a 15m bank with like 20m in items then was scammed for my 20m worth of items then literally rhe next day was hacked for what was left i dont really care what item anything will help currently im going for 99 agility because i have no money or items to do anything else. I do have a lil but i want 99 agility anyways so im waiting to try and make money back.
It was a hot summer day in 2006 as 11 year old me got out of bed at 6 am to play runescape. I logged in near the lumbridge goblins and the beauty of it struck me once more. The air was thick with the scent of redberries and the appearance of multiple noobs around me, sweating as they slayed goblins, occasionally dying and respawning, added character to the scenery. A few clouds traveled the skies, fluffy and pure like cotton, they graced the light blue of the day with their soft white.
I started traveling along a secluded old path to varrock, with the runescape music softly playing in the background, massaging my ears.
As I continued along my path, admiring the master architects who built this world from nothing, whose genius minds so perfectly set everything in place and gave us the ability to experience it, I would soon enough meet the most beautiful of creatures. Who would have known however that she would also be my downfall? No one.
She walked towards me on the path. The warm golden light of the day gently touched her cheeks, highlighted her beautiful eyes and her all-compassing smile that could end the oldest and most bitter wars in seconds. The wind played with her hair as if it was the greatest of pleasure to do so. Her form was slender, the proportions perfect. The holiest and most innocent love for all that lives encompassed her heart, gently touching the hearts of those who would have the pleasure to rest their weary head on her holy chest, breathing in the blessed light from her soft, pink lips.
And there, in her beautiful holiness, in her perfect state of being, she stood before me, giving me a smile that melted the icy cage my heart inhabited. After what seemed like an eternity of me staring into her beautiful green eyes, she opened her mouth and her soft lips moved in a way that formed the following sentence: "Would you like to get that armour trimmed?"
Her lips stopped moving and her eyes met mine for the glimpse of a second, though it felt like an eternity. Finally, her lips moved once more:
"I can get some gold stripes on that armour of you, if you just give it to me for a second, I'll do it for free! I promise I'll give it back."
With a throbbing heart, I left the realm of dreams and imagination, harshly thrown back into reality, knowing I had to respond.
"Sure", I said, as I traded her my full rune which I had worked so hard for in the past. No one could have prepared me for what would happen next, as I saw her character disappear into thin air.
She was gone and so was my rune, never to be seen again.
--The End--
As a reimbursement for myself, I would like request any armour that has gold stripes on it, be it full rune (g), full black (g), I don't care, as long as it has gold stripes! It would complete my life!
RSN: MegaSpeep
Twitch name: Speepay
I hope my story was entertaining.
Regards,
Speepay
